There were reports that recent server problems at the smallworld homebase might hve been caused by a person known by the name of "Guru".
Except a few New York dwelling cat-owners nobody knows for sure who this person named "Guru" really is nor met them face-to-face to identify this potential smallworld terrorist. But it is known the Guru recently visited the smallworld offices.
Since we have access to smallworld security systems we have obtained several surveillance camera shots from the day the "guru" was visiting smallworld.
Please help the F.B.I. (Fantasy Blowup Investigators) to get a hand on the suspected Guru.
Here are the ehm usual suspects
1.This person was visiting smallworld and tried to get a pro contract for the in-house whiffle-ball-league and after realizing his low smallworld value smashed several computers with his stick like a Canucklehead.
2.Another person that could be the suspected guru is this person. This man was also on location on the above mentioned day. As he realized that smallworld is not only for real Americans he played hardball with several monitors and inflicted serious damage.
3.The third guy in-line is this "ehm" man. This person did not do any damage himself, but planted his backside on the floor of the smallworld office, while his extravagant hair-do left several smallworld employees colour blind so they kept on clicking the wrong links for several days causing system resets, triple scores and delayed updates.
4.Another person under suspect is this man, who is seen here partying in the smallworld's server chamber. Not much is known of this person
except it is rumoured he is a very careless and ridiculous driver.
5.Some insider sources say Guru is not the youngest man anymore and little bit slow afoot. So this guy is another strong possibility
6.Next in Line a man who was not seen at smallworld but after the worst smallworld server crisis was over he went bonkers and mauled several hotel employees.So he might be involved.
7.This person is rumoured to haven taken a big bite out of smallworlds software, but forget to put away the hardware first. Most likely to visit a dentist soon. So be aware.
8.Last but not least this person who is the most likely guru candidate
a)because he looks like a guru and
b) the shot proves this person is hammering in some data in typical guru fashion.
Please help the F.B.I. to identify the Guru
Rewards are extremely high up to 10.000.000 ducats in cash, 5 sw trades and an updated score as well as points for invalid teams.
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